To all you out there who were expecting to get the grind on, sorry to disappoint you. Here's a quick update: Somehow, unbelievably, I was talked into giving the BITCH one last chance. Guess what? It didn't work. I'm such an idiot, a loser, when it comes to her. I have so much hate for her right now, I can't even begin to describe it. I wish all kinds of horrible things for her (yes, I know, how very mature of me), even kind of wish she would just die (double horrible!).

Anyway, now I can get down to the business of getting the grind on. I know exactly who to start with too. There's this cute little blonde from my office that has been pursuing me. I had put her off because, well, you know, I was trying to work on my relationship, and I was committed to that. I don't have to worry about that anymore. In fact, I think we'll go out on Monday and see, you know, what happens.

I fully expect to have updates for you with all my conquests. How fun is this going to be!