OK, I've decided since I'm single again, down here in the Lone Star State all by myself, that I'm going to let loose and have some fun.

Warning: Reader beware

I've decided to fuck as many women as I can. I know that might offend some of you, but hey. For many years, I was very committed to one woman, to loving her, and doing right by her even as I was getting screwed over by her. And what did I get out of that? Nothing, really.

So, now it's just about fucking as many different women as I can, getting the grind on. I'll take them as I get them, tall, short, hefty, skinny, blonde, brunette, redheads, brownies, blackies, whities. Whatever. The more the merrier.

Of course, it will be my luck that the first one will be something special and I'll be right back in a relationship.

Nothing serious, just a lot of grinding.

Let's get it on.