Believe it or not, BlackNapalm is world-renowned. He is critically acclaimed in everything he does. He has a large, world following. We here at But I digress will post occasional blog posts from some of BlackNapalm's biggest fans.
For this installment, we chose BlackNapalm's favorite girls, the much talked about, beautiful Molly and Polly
Molly and Polly are best friends who also just happen to be strippers in Las Vegas. They won't reveal their exact age, but did say they were "Twenty-somethings." With midwestern heritage, both are fairly new to Las Vegas and have acclimated themselves quite nicely to their surroundings. They agreed to talk with But I digress interns at their condo in Las Vegas. Both were dressed comfortably in short shorts and tight T-shirts, which the interns didn't mind at all.
But I digress: Molly, Polly, thanks for agreeing to meet with us. (Editor's note: Polly is on the left in the photo.)
Polly: No problem.
BID: So, girls, how did you meet BlackNapalm?
Molly: Actually, we met him at our work. He came in for a show.
Polly: And we hooked up after the show. BlackNapalm is so, so cool.
Molly: We are fiercely protective of Black.
BID: Why?
Polly: At first, we thought he was the usual sucker. We were going to take him for some money.
Molly: After a while, though, his vulnerability grew on us. We ended up spending about two weeks together and got to know him really well.
Polly: Yeah, we kind of fell for him. I guess we were the suckers.
BID: Does he approve of your line of work?
Molly: You mean our work as strippers?
BID: Yes.
Polly: He doesn't. He has actually worked to get us modeling contracts instead.
Molly: We are about at the point we can give up stripping and do other work.
BID: He told us you might have some Hollywood opportunities.
Polly: There is nothing final but we have met some people through Black's contacts.
BID: So, you two really dig Black?
Molly: Of course. We see each other every weekend.
BID: And there is no jealousy?
Polly: It is not easy sharing Black, that's for sure.
Molly: Yeah, sometimes there isn't enough of him to go around.
BID: What's the one thing you like best about BlackNapalm?
Molly: Well, I like that he's so sensitive.
Polly: Yeah, what's that old cliche? Oh yeah, it's like he wears his emotions on his sleeves.
Molly: I like his honesty, too. He's like an open book.
BID: Do you see your relationship with BlackNapalm going anywhere?
Polly: He's made it quite clear that he can't commit to anything long-term.
Molly: Yeah, he's a heart-breaker.
Polly: But we can always hope, right?
Molly: We know he's coming out of a serious love-thing. So we'll see.
BID: Are Polly and Molly your real names?
Molly: They are our stage names.
BID: What are your real names?
Polly: You'll have to ask Black.
BID: Well, we're about out of time. Tell us one thing about BlackNapalm that we don't already know.
Molly: He can satisfy two women.
Polly: Yeah.
Molly: Actually, he's just a sweet guy.
Polly: For sure.
BID: Thanks ladies.
Molly: OK.
Polly: Tell Black we can't wait for this weekend!
