OK, it's actually, the game before the BIG game. You can't get to the BIG game without playing in this game.

I'm talking about the Devner-vs-Pittsburgh football game this weekend. (I usually try to stay away from sports-related blogs, but what the heck).

GO BRONCOS! Yeah.

Anyway, I'll be watching the game this weekend with my buddy JC. But my heart won't really be into it.

But the violence of football sometimes is gratifying. Think about it, other than boxing, what sport delivers such violence right to you? Every play someone is knocking someone ele's socks off. And no matter what kind of mood you're in, when two 250-pound guys collide, it is quite a spectacle.

I'm picking Denver to win this weekend, sending them to the BIG game. Let me know if there are sports-minded people who want a post on why the Broncos will win. I can break it down pretty good.

I think I have a sexual dysfunction. I mean, I think about it all the time.

Most guys think about sex all the time. There's jokes about how the average male thinks about sex 10 times a minute, or something lilke that. There's probably some truth to that matter.

I think about all the time. A nice looking woman will cross my path, and I'll undress her mentally and think about having sex with her -- right there on the desks in the office. Maybe I wouldn't think about so much If I was actively in a sexual relationship. Or maybe I would think about it more. Who knows?

Anyone else think about it -- Sex (down and dirty, quickies, long passionate lovemaking, all forms, all the time) as much as me?

Yes, Dear Abby, I need help. But please don't suggest counseling. There's not a counselor out there gifted enough to help me.

The old cliche goes something like this ...... whatever you want to be doing all during the year, do as the clock strikes midnight from New Year's eve to New Year's day.

If that is true, I'll be doing a whole bunch of nothing. Ideally, I would have spent it in the arms of my wife, but I didn't. Long story, so sad, too bad.

Anyway, anyone out there have a creative and cool idea for me to try next New Year's eve?

Thanks, and best of luck in 06!

So, I've been thinking about becoming a professional poker player. I play small tournaments at local casinos, play free tournaments at bars around town, play online poker all the time.

The problem is, playing poker is all I think about. I've started playing poker all the time at work, online, and it's starting to affect my on-the-job performance.

Is there anyone else out there as fucked up as I am? (And please, Dear Abby, don't tell me to seek counseling. There's not a counselor out there that can help my sick and twisted mind.)