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So there’s this man and wife. They’ve been married for about 10 years. One day the wife tells the husband, “I think we should do something to spice up our sex life.”
The husband thinks about that for a couple of seconds, and says, “Yeah, that might be good.”
So the wife comes across a bag of role playing cards where the couple is supposed to do what is on the card. She looks through the bag and finally selects one.
She takes it to her husband and they discuss the card. It says, you are strangers, and don’t know each other. Go to a bar, and one of you try to pick up the other one.”
So they make plans, and select a bar and a time to meet.
On the prescribed day, the wife gets all ready. She’s feeling pretty good about this new adventure, sure that it will some spice to their sex life. She goes to the bar and waits.
And waits.
The time passes that her husband is supposed meet her there to pick her up. She gets up from her table and looks around the bar. She sees him sitting at the bar talking to a good looking blonde.
She approaches him, and he’s really into this blonde, touching her arm, flirting with her. The whole works.
So, she taps him on the shoulder and says, “Hey, what going on here?”
The husband, turns, looks at her and says ……..
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