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But I digress


 First day of spring
 

This is what the first day of spring looks like right now:



OK, this isn't really a current photo, but this is what it looks like outside my window. Spring? Hah!
Posted by BlackNapalm at 10:23 AM - 24 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 What the **&!@*
 

I just saw a bumper sticker I don't understand. Can somone please enlighten me:

Practice  random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty

To me that's an oxymoron. "senseless" means stupid or foolish, I think. Why would you want to do stupid acts of beauty?

?????
Posted by BlackNapalm at 4:23 PM - 17 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 Friday factoids
 

OK, I've never done this .....

1. Like I told AM on her blog, on St. Patrick's Day, I never wear green. I LIKE to get pinched. Oh yeah!

2. I cry during sad movies. If there's even a hint of emotion in a movie, you might as well hand me a Kleenex box.

3. I am not a patient man. It's been a life-long struggle for me, and something I fail at every day.

4. I deal in words daily.

5. I collected baseball cards when I was kid. So, I saved a large part of my collection for when I had a son. Now I have a son, and he doesn't like baseball. Some kind of Irony there, I think.
Posted by BlackNapalm at 3:20 PM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Watch out for this scam
 

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I
have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to
me at Home Depot and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 25-year-old girls come over as you are loading
what you bought in the bed of your truck. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another
Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start
having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday.

So please be careful!

(This joke came across my e-mail today.)
Posted by BlackNapalm at 11:36 AM - 20 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Colorado fact
 

In deference to Mr. Hess over at the Coloradan blog, here's a joke/fact about Colorado:

The state flower of Colorado is the Columbine, except for in Boulder where it's the Cannabis Bud.
Posted by BlackNapalm at 5:34 PM - 6 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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