So, I met a girl the other day. I was halfway through a tootsie roll lollipop (grape if you must insist on knowing the flavor) when this rather hot-looking blonde came my way. I asked her, "So, do you know how many licks it takes to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?"

She said she didn't know, but added: "I like lollipops. I like to lick them to they burst. I'd like to lick your lollipop while you continue to lick that one you have now."

Does anyone know what she was talking about?

I know it's over. I know I have to move on. I know it. I do. So this post will be the last on the subject.

To celebrate, anyone want to go on a two-week bender in Vegas with me, a stripper named Polly and her friend Molly? :)

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Goodbye my lover (by James Blunt)

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your head.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer but when I wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your child.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

And I still hold your hand in mine.
In mine when I'm asleep.
And I will bear my soul in time,
When I'm kneeling at your feet.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

I'd make sure you knew just how much I love you.