What celebrity do you look like? Don't know?

Check out this website: www.myheritage.com

You'll need to sign up on the site, but it will let you upload your photo and then look for comparable celebrities. It's pretty cool.

They tell me my No. 1 match was to David Hasslehoff. That's funny.



So, who do you look like?

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well"
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good, idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.
He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about forty minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, still watching, thinks this was truly amazing I've got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

by danerenberg

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose. Jack sits down and seeing his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order, spotlessly clean, so is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, and cringes when he sees a huge black eye starring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, the breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, OK, Love you!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened
last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3AM, drunk, and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got a black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and a breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT,....mom dragged you to the bedroom and when
she tried to take off your pants, you screamed, "Leave me alone,......bitch....I'm married!!!!"

Broken table...........$200
Hot breakfast..........$5
Red rose bud..........$3
2 aspirins................$0.25

Saying the right thing at the! right time..........PRICELESS

Apologies to Lucy, who uses this question in her Sunday Interviews. My readership isn't as high, so I don't feel as if I'm stealing her thunder.

The five blogstream bloggers I'd most like to meet:

(This is actually a hard question to answer. My five could change daily, too. But as of this point in time, here they are.)

1. Taylor from Love and Light From Healing Creek -- She always has some kind words of advice for me
2. Donuts from Uninspired thoughts -- she's really clever and funny
3. Whit -- a very intelligent and whitty guy
4. Misty from Life is not one big joke -- I miss her daily jokes (Please post them again!) and I think we are damaged souls with a lot in common
5. Lucy -- very creative and besides, anyone who marries a Latino is not bad in my book.
6. Prisoner of Hope -- I feel like she's my protector sometimes.

What about you? Who would be on your list?