What is the most sexy thing about the opposite sex? I'm a guy, so my answers will obviously be about women.

Two things come to mind for me: one, eyes. Eyes can have a crazy effect on me. Some people have such beautiful eyes, and it's like you can see into their soul. To me, that's sex appeal.

Second, the nape of a women's neck can really turn me on.

I once saw a list, maybe in a college text book, that rated choices such as this:
Sex body parts on women, as rated by men
1. Breasts
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. waist
5. smile

sexy body parts on men, as rated by women
1. brain
2. eyes
3. smile
4. ass
5. legs

There you have it.

I read someone else's post on Demons a little while ago. It was interesting.

I lived most of my life with demons. I've only been able to talk about them with one person really, one person who I could trust and who understands me.

Demons are a funny thing. You can go a long time and nothing, but then Bam! They are there with you, trying to control you.

Sometimes I feel it would be easier to give into them completely and just live life on the the dark side. There is something almost romantic about that thought. Romantic might not be the right word, maybe Seductive. That's probably better. It's very Seductive.

OK, it's actually, the game before the BIG game. You can't get to the BIG game without playing in this game.

I'm talking about the Devner-vs-Pittsburgh football game this weekend. (I usually try to stay away from sports-related blogs, but what the heck).

GO BRONCOS! Yeah.

Anyway, I'll be watching the game this weekend with my buddy JC. But my heart won't really be into it.

But the violence of football sometimes is gratifying. Think about it, other than boxing, what sport delivers such violence right to you? Every play someone is knocking someone ele's socks off. And no matter what kind of mood you're in, when two 250-pound guys collide, it is quite a spectacle.

I'm picking Denver to win this weekend, sending them to the BIG game. Let me know if there are sports-minded people who want a post on why the Broncos will win. I can break it down pretty good.

I think I have a sexual dysfunction. I mean, I think about it all the time.

Most guys think about sex all the time. There's jokes about how the average male thinks about sex 10 times a minute, or something lilke that. There's probably some truth to that matter.

I think about all the time. A nice looking woman will cross my path, and I'll undress her mentally and think about having sex with her -- right there on the desks in the office. Maybe I wouldn't think about so much If I was actively in a sexual relationship. Or maybe I would think about it more. Who knows?

Anyone else think about it -- Sex (down and dirty, quickies, long passionate lovemaking, all forms, all the time) as much as me?

Yes, Dear Abby, I need help. But please don't suggest counseling. There's not a counselor out there gifted enough to help me.

The old cliche goes something like this ...... whatever you want to be doing all during the year, do as the clock strikes midnight from New Year's eve to New Year's day.

If that is true, I'll be doing a whole bunch of nothing. Ideally, I would have spent it in the arms of my wife, but I didn't. Long story, so sad, too bad.

Anyway, anyone out there have a creative and cool idea for me to try next New Year's eve?

Thanks, and best of luck in 06!