Believe it or not, BlackNapalm is world-renowned. He is critically acclaimed in everything he does. He has a large, world following. We here at But I digress will post occasional blog posts from some of BlackNapalm's biggest fans.
For this installment, we chose BlackNapalm's beautiful new play thing, the ever lovely Olga Kurylenko. Read below for what the sexy, gorgeous Kurylenko has to say about BlackNapalm.
Olga Kostyantynivna Kurylenko was born November 14, 1979, and is a Ukrainian model and actress. She may be best known as the Bond girl in the 22nd James Bond film,
Quantum of Solace and for portraying the character of Nika Boronina in the movie adaptation of the video game
Hitman. She became a French citizen in 2001. She agreed to meet But I digress interns in New York, where she was filming a scene for the upcoming movie,
The Cross. She met the interns at the famous Lombardi’s Pizzeria, one the worlds best pizza restaurants. She was in jeans and a stylish T-shirt, with her hair pulled back. She looked beautiful and had ordered a martini.
But I digress interns (BID): Hi Olga, this is quite the pizzeria.
Olga Kurylenko: Yes, I love this place. When you said you wanted to talk about Black, this came to mind. It’s where, what you say?, we fell in love?
BID: So, you’re in love with Black?
Olga: I mean, who isn’t? He’s so dreamy.
BID: How did you two meet?
Olga: He was the personal adviser for Daniel Craig on the Bond movie. He was on the set a lot. One day, we just struck up a conversation. He’s so, what you say?, easy to talk to.
BID: He just mostly yells at us.
Olga: I can’t believe that.
BID: Well, it’s true. He’s mean, but a good boss. So, are you two exclusive, then?
Olga: I don’t think BlackNapalm is exclusive with anyone. But I do love him.
BID: Who has a better body, Black or Daniel Craig?
Olga: I don’t think I want to answer that.
BID: Come on ….
Olga: Well, Black’s arms are bigger. And he has more scars.
BID: We think his scars are cool.
Olga: They’re so sexy.
BID: You’re twice divorced. Would you consider marrying Black?
Olga: What’s the saying? In a heartbeat? I think it would be the best thing ever to wake with him all the days.
BID: When’s the last time you and Black were together?
Olga: It’s been two weeks!! But he’s promised we’ll do something together this weekend.
BID: What do you two do when you’re together?
Olga: We don’t go out a lot, if you know how I mean.
BID: Olga, we know you’re busy, but thanks for meeting with us.
Olga: Anything for Black.
BID: One final question: What’s one thing people don’t know about Black?
Olga: He’s a sucker for sausage and mushroom pizza. Oh, and he’s a good kisser.
